Saturday, January 31, 2009

Getting my Life Back to Order

Many things have gotten done in the past week with my move and the re-arragnement of mi vida loca.. I'm finally beginning to see the light @ the end of the tunnel.

It's amazing what a little bit of good karma will get you in return.. i was able to bless someone, who moved out to san diego with nothing, with a bunch of furniture, and in return he's blessed me with all the help as well as use of his van to move the rest of my stuff to my storage! how cool is that?? looks like closing that chapter of my life is going to be a lot less painful than i had anticipated.. i couldn't be more stoked about that!

it just goes to show, what goes around comes around. :)

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Black List



"Feel free to hate on ME!"

1. GroupieLuv
2. ChocoPB
3. Wackness part Deux
4. OG BNB
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As Blunt as it Gets

One more thing for the day......  I had to share this with you.  There is a certain girl out here that I have gone back and forth with who does nothing but lie.   To give you a hint she has a chocolate and peanut butter candy named after her.  Well apparently she thought it was a good idea to talk shit saying myself and my friend have too much drama.... bitch please sooo I gave her a lil piece of my mind, this is what I wrote!!!!


Bitch how the fuck r u gonna say that r****n and I have drama when u have more drama than anyone I have ever met... Between an 800 hundred dollar car payment that u can't afford to 15000 in bills that ur stupid ass let a fuckin prick ass bf rack up.... How stupid can u be u dumb slut.  You go thru friends like u go thru fuckin underwear not to mention the fact that u think u fall in love withj every guy that shows u any type of attention.   U have a dumb ass ex bf that won't give you ur stuff back because ur stupid enough to not take it when u move out, well guess what bitch possesion is 9 tenths of the law so kiss ur sorry ass shit goodbye.   U lie more than any other person I have ever met and I think u should consider going to see a psychologist better yet go see a psycho-therapist because I think they might be able to help u out a lil bit since they specialize in psychos.  U wanna say ur too busy all the time but what do u do bartend on the weekends and just so u know ur a shitty ass bartender as it is who is rude and thinks she is better than everybody, but the sad thing is ur so stupid u don't realize if u went back to school u could have a better job and actually be able to afford ur car.   Oh and by the way don't try and say u have a degree in marketing because u can't get a bachelors degree from the community college that's ur associates but unfortunately u don't have that either.   Otherwise you wouldn't have had to take gen ed classes at a university. Oh wait it doesnt matter anyways cause u dropped out.... So don't you ever say r****n and I have drama.... When ur the one who is the common factor in everything from loosing ur friends on a consistant basis to going thru 20 bf's in a matter of 3 years.  Dont hate on r****n cause ur jealous of the the life she has cause she is happily married with 2 beautiful kids and that's obviously what u want so bad in ur life that u have to be envious and jealous of her that ur so quick to jump and say ur in love with the first guy that u see..... So go ahead and be jealous talk shit say we have drama but deep down know that ur the one with the issues and the problems like being a pathologoical liar that can't keep a friend or bf longer than 6 months..... Oh yeah and by the way I did sleep with robby!!!!

Oh yeah next time try and pass ur self off for canadian and having lived in huntington beach.......  Realize u need to know ur timelime and obviously u only lived in cali for what 4 months when u were a baby so don't ever say u know shit about california..... As far as canada I doubt u have ever even been there u probably are canadian but have never even been there seeing as most ur family lives in the northern united states..... Remember when r****n and I asked u to give us a timeline of where u lived and u couldn't even do it that goes to show how much of a liar u are.  Or the fact that u have had 2 breast reductions Bulshit.....   Just face it ur a liar and ull never be a good one cause ur shit never makes sense......  U have never been pregnant so stop trying to tell ppl u have u fucking lying ass bitch!!!



So yeah the bitch never responded, how the hell would you respond to that anyways???

I've Been Burgled!

When it rains, does it fucking POUR!

it's bad enough that i've having to start my life completly over at almost 30 years of age, but to make matters worse... I've been fucking robbed!

i am in the process of moving out my old place and my landlord is fucking pissed off... i guess so pissed off @ me that she decided to ROB me and take my personal belongings out of my place while i have been gone.. and might i add, the most odd and random items??

-- northface jacket, size 2x! (the lady is 5 feet tall and about 150 lbs)
-- perfect push up
-- tool box with tools
-- safe, with nothing in it, she even left behind the packet with the combination, wtf? lol
-- ab straps for a perfect pull up, that was LEFT behind still installed
-- the telephone system with answering machine and all 3 handsets... BUT left the other 2 base chargers
-- a small blue bag with used sex toys, letters from the EX while he was locked up(are you that bored you wanna read letters like that??) a boustierre 32b, the bitch has DD's, a pair of stockings (eww, really gonna wear someone elsesstockings??)
-- lots of irreplaceable custom designed jewelry with precious stones
-- watches, earings and necklaces
-- small nic-nacs from all over the world from friends who have traveled (also irreplaceable)

those who know me know how i feel about material stuff... to me it's just stuff... but what pisses me off is that it was stolen from me.. i don't steal from others, and i can't stand DISHONEST people. part of the reason why the ex and i are no longer together... he's a dishonest theif.

so i've called the po-po and filed a report, not like they can really do much and of course the ho denied everything.. whatever. KARMA is a fucking bitch, and when people wrong me, i don't wrong them back, i just wait and let them self destruct.. it totally works every fucking time.... Just ask Tattle... she's seen it happen to one person in particular.. LOL

New Beginnings with Old Friends

Not quite sure about this whole blog thing, but I guess I'll try it out.  I've recently been trying to figure things out as to what I want to do as I finish school and in my personal life.   Decided Im going try to live the single life YAY!!  I talked with my dad and figured out my move.  He is going to take me to Jamaica for the 4th of July and then drive all my stuff out to Cali for me.  Now the only question is San Diego, Orange County, or LA.  I'll figure everything out in time though Im sure.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sping Collection 2009


I heard that these are the new fashion out at Morley Field. Complete with colorful wristbands and all...disc golf anyone?!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Where is the Uterus?

Ok.. so we all know Ricky Martin had twin boys...

but.... where is the Uterus?

http://babyrazzi.com/baby/2009/01/27/ricky-martin-out-for-a-stroll-with-his-twin-sons/

I Fucking Hate Jessica Alba

Everywhere this ho goes she thinks she's better than everyone..

here is her latest little fucking media spat.. http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/80980- with Bill O'Riley of all people.. Bitch, grow the fuck up and go take care of your little 'Honor', could she have chosen anymore of a wack boujee name??? oh wait, her husband's name is Cash... rotflmfao, yeah sure it's about love.

i just want to kick her in the vaj. maybe she'll go back to Malibu compound and just fucking stay there.

Mic Check.. 1-2

Is This Thing On??

So begins another TALE... a Cock Tale..

Saturday was filled with kisses and a delicious goat cheese omelette from La Valencia Hotel! What more could a girl ask for? It was LONG overdue and i'm happy to report totally worth the wait.. gotta love a delicous... oh, and WELL indowed man with fabulous hair and an accent that could cause a creamy sensation in any girls 501's.

ok.. not much for a first blog, but hey give me a break, it's kinda hard to talk about something when it's not happening as often as one may like. :(

So Close I Could Taste It!

I'm fucking pissed!

For the past 2 months I have been patiently anticipating the arrival of Lil Toonchi in Dago. I wanted to see Him when He was in LA and my so-called "hook-up" at Live Nation is a douche. He told me that he wasn't able to get me tickets because it was completely sold out and it was out of his district. Fine. I can deal with that. What trips me out though is that not more than 2 weeks later do I get a call from him saying that He will be in SD the third week in January, but to keep it on the low low cuz nobody knows of His arrival yet. Said that he'd hook me up with tickets since he couldn't at the LA show. AWESOME! Not only do I get to get close enough to catch the sweat off his sexy ass (and possibly cop a feel), the $90 tickets are comped! Definitely a good handoff. It pays to be patient.....sometimes.

A week ago, I get a follow-up call from my "hook-up" saying that I'm all set to go for the concert with 2 tickets, on the floor, and to get there early to get a good spot. DONE! I'm there!

Tonight is the performance. Starts at 7pm. Where am I? In front of a computer writing this fucking thing. Yes, that was bitterness in my tone. At 430pm, after 2 failed attempts at calling and 1 text message unanswered, I get a call from my "hook-up" saying that he is sorry, but he was so wrapped up in whatever he was doing this weekend and completely spaced out and never put any tickets at will call for me. Fucking prick! What I don't get, is why the fuck did he call me last week to confirm everything was okay and never follow through?! I more than compensate him for the connect, and have done so in the past, however, it just so happens that out of all the concerts to flake out on...he chooses this one! "I'll get you passes to another concert to make up for this one!" he says. Horse Shit! I don't want to go to another person's whack ass show...I want my dred-headed, southern swaggered bobblehead!

So as the night ends, my Bitter Betty depressed ass is chillin...about to get LaLa'd. Imma suck his dick one day damnit!!!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Weekend Warrior Wears The Dunce Cap!

A wrap up of my weekend should definitely be an interesting and humorous topic of conversation today. I'll start with me, locking myself out of my car, while it was running and parked in front of an Exit gate! Ugh, only I would do something like that. But wait, it gets better...The reason why I was unable to return back to my car was because the door has no handle. Yes, I said NO handle. The game has been for the past 2 months with Prowler (my car) is that because there is no handle, and it costs ruffly $490 to replace , I have to hold down the unlock button in order to roll the windows down so I can reach in, and open the door. Knowing this, I still managed to abruptly jump out of my car, while exiting out of my storage unit, to run something back to my brother, when my door slammed shut and I not longer had access. F*#@! A mere 40min later, and making a stop off at my friend's for the spare key, I was back on track and headed to "the movies". At that point, I thought I might take a break and see the new Underworld movie but somehow I just couldn't get that motivated....time for Plan B.

My detour from the theater had led me to enjoy the (High Quality off course LOL) bootleg versions of: Slumdog Millionaire and Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist. Have to say, I wasn't that impressed at the latter. I enjoyed it, however, I thought it would have been a bit more funny than it was. Michael Cera played a mediocre role and seemed to be more reserved. Not really what I was expecting. Maybe I was just more interested in seeing a somewhat hilarious screen play to help brighten my Dunce Cap Night. This one definitely was not.

I enthusiastically broke my legs on Saturday. Haha! My girl and I had a nice little rendezvous at the Gym. Mind you, this is my first time back in a good 4 months! Can I tell you how SORE I am now?! UGH! Another Dunce Cap Moment! Unfortunately, I thought it would be a great idea to pep myself up by downing 8oz. of liquid Hydroxycut. What a dumbass!

So after that final stint, I was more or less moving my legs as least as possible LOL! I did get a bit of good new though...I was invited to spend the weekend in Vegas to celebrate the SuperBowl. Damn! Vegas again?? That sounds like a whole lot of trouble to me!! Haha! Who's coming with me?!

Sunday turned into Recovery Day, while Monday school started again. Welcome back!

Getting Started...

After a few days of deliberation, and a bit of nervousness, I've decided to write my first blog. This past weekend, I have gone back and forth as to how I would begin, and I am finally ready.
Okay, here we go...

This blog space was created as an open, intriguing, and fun way to reminisce,with friends, (and soon to be friends) about times had, ones presently, and those geared towards the future. It is meant to capture and express the honesty and truth that holds together the greatest of friendships.

I am new to this, so please be patient with me while I learn the ropes!